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Alex Hartford

Alex Hartford, Backpage Editor

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News from The Artichoke

News from The Artichoke

Backpage reporters Arne R. Murrow and Alex Kronkite bring you today’s headlines, breaking news, and believable falsehoods, because we know you’re too lazy to figure it out yourselves.
Arne Grette and Alex Hartford
May 18, 2019

Burn One for Les Homies

French Backpage Correspondent Église Brûlée sat down with the famous, unemployed, and recently homeless Hunchback of Notre Dame to interview him on his future plans following the partial destruction of his workplace.
Arne Grette and Alex Hartford
May 18, 2019

ISD Approves new “Physical Violence and Revenge” Policy

Policy comes following outrage after Mr. Kennedy allegedly “spoiled Endgame at the faculty meeting,” Martin said.
Arne Grette and Alex Hartford
May 18, 2019

Cease your petty foolishness

Alex Hartford, Backpage Editor
May 18, 2019

The center of my sanity

Alex Hartford, Backpage Editor
November 6, 2018

NJROTC competes at drill meets

Alex Hartford, Backpage Editor
May 9, 2017
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