News from The Artichoke
Backpage reporters Arne R. Murrow and Alex Kronkite bring you today’s headlines, breaking news, and believable falsehoods, because we know you’re too lazy to figure it out yourselves.
Burn One for Les Homies
French Backpage Correspondent Église Brûlée sat down with the famous, unemployed, and recently homeless Hunchback of Notre Dame to interview him on his future plans following the partial destruction of his workplace.
ISD Approves new “Physical Violence and Revenge” Policy
Policy comes following outrage after Mr. Kennedy allegedly “spoiled Endgame at the faculty meeting,” Martin said.
