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Arne Grette

Arne Grette, Backpage Editor

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News from The Artichoke

News from The Artichoke

Backpage reporters Arne R. Murrow and Alex Kronkite bring you today’s headlines, breaking news, and believable falsehoods, because we know you’re too lazy to figure it out yourselves.
May 18, 2019

Burn One for Les Homies

French Backpage Correspondent Église Brûlée sat down with the famous, unemployed, and recently homeless Hunchback of Notre Dame to interview him on his future plans following the partial destruction of his workplace.
May 18, 2019

ISD Approves new “Physical Violence and Revenge” Policy

Policy comes following outrage after Mr. Kennedy allegedly “spoiled Endgame at the faculty meeting,” Martin said.
May 18, 2019
Backpage Controversy

Backpage Controversy

December 23, 2018

Be grateful we can talk

December 18, 2017

Cutting away at LSN

November 9, 2017
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