I just got back from my family’s four-day Thanksgiving get-together, and it went wonderfully! It started out on Wednesday with ten peaceful hours in the airport with my sweet, hormonal little twelve-year-old sister. She only cried five times, which is an all-time low for her! I’d consider that one a success.
There is something Charmin’—no…not just the toilet paper— about walking through such a clear, pure environment. There is nothing more riveting than opening a stall door and seeing a detailed depiction of human genitalia.
Principal Brownson
A lot of people will dress up as their idols for Halloween – a Disney princess or a favorite celebrity perhaps. Here at Liberty, there is only one person you should look up...
As we prepare to move up into our new grade levels, it’s time to start thinking about our new roles here at school. Here is some heartfelt advice for incoming seniors, juniors, and sophomores!
We spend millions of dollars to praise our favorite media moments, but what about the worst of the worst? What about the things that unite all people through unadulterated hatred and loathing? I introduce to you, The Ickys, the awards where we celebrate the things no one else will.
First of all, you should definitely wear a big, furry yeti suit. It’ll make everyone drool over your luscious fuzzy curls. Who doesn’t want to dance with a yeti?
