Here on the backpage, we understand that trying to follow the news can be overwhelming. That’s why we’re dedicated to providing you, our loyal readers, with the most important, quasi-plausible headlines that you need to know.

As the school year has progressed, a startling new trend has emerged. A series of problems that have only been getting worse. All evidence that the illuminati has infiltrated Liberty. The long line of cars that pile up in front...

Liberty Homecoming has a timeless tradition of tasteful dancing. But it wasn’t always this way. Here are the most vile, scummy dances from Liberty’s unregulated dancing era. “The Sweaty Sock” This classic dance move...

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