On January 14th, 2020, Mrs. Dennis noticed loud chatter from her chemistry students. After trying and failing to bring order to the classroom, she came to the shocking realization that every single student had a phone in their hands, eyes fixated upon their tiny glowing screens. Someone had stolen her cell phone hotel, allowing students’ a to fall unregulated into the deliquent hands of Liberty’s sophomores. Since then, she’s been unable to teach due to students blasting “Renegade” at full volume. In a desperate attempt to close the cell phone loophole, Mrs. Dennis has contacted the Bugle to identify potential suspects and motives of the cell phone hotel heist.

French bakeries hold a nationwide day of remembrance for Notre Dame by burning the top half of each baguette they sell. Read more below about Backpage’s coverage of the recent fire at the medieval cathedral.