BP Profile: Always pranking kid

May 11, 2017

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First thing you do when you wake up every morning is grab your air horn and run to your sister’s room. She’s about to be pranked. BWAAAAPPPP. Satisfied that she has been properly woken up, you grab your whoopee cushion and head downstairs. You treat your family to a lovely breakfast of pancakes...

BP Profile: Always getting pranked kid

May 11, 2017

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It’s approximately four minutes and fifty-three seconds until the most dreadful day of the year: April Fool’s Day. You haven’t slept for the past week because you fear awakening to a world that only consists of atomic wedgies and plastic snakes. You think to yourself, in your “lucky” meditation...

Liberty advice: how to achieve your dream job

Adam Flash, Backpage Editor

May 11, 2017

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Reality TV Star: Becoming a reality TV star is not something you can simply decide to be one day. You can’t just wake up to find cameramen and a lighting crew in your room (unless you’re Kim Kardashian). If you want to excel at the job, you need to live and breathe reality TV. You have to train...

BP Profile: Grades obsessed kid

May 11, 2017

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First thing in the morning, you unlock your phone and your favorite app, Skyward Mobile Access, is already open. You gasp in shock when you see your AP Bio grade; it’s dropped from a 99 to a 98. That’s it. Your day is ruined. You will never be successful in life, never get into Harvard, never get...

BP Profile: First World Problems Kid

May 11, 2017

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You wake up from a horrible night’s sleep; your laptop’s screen was lit up all night and you were too lazy to get out of bed and close it. To make matters worse, you forgot to plug in your phone last night. You’re only at 97%! You think to yourself, “How am I going to survive the day without...

Liberty Backpage Presents: My Strange Addictions

Adam Flash, Backpage Editor

May 11, 2017

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CHICKEN ALEGRETE: “I have been addicted to the Chicken Alegrete since the moment those glorious sauces were mixed and slathered atop the seasoned chicken and thicc ciabatta. I’m addicted to the Chicken Alegrete! There, I said it! Yes, I have an addiction, and I need help. Badly. It all started...

BP Profile: Too hyped for Christmas Kid

March 27, 2017

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They smell you before they see you walking in the hallway. Wearing your grandma’s ugly sweater that survived in the closet three generations too long and exerting the light scent of peppermint, you pass them by. When they turn their heads around ready to shush the annoying noise behind them during...

BP Profile: Never Actually Awake Kid

March 27, 2017

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New Years is a time to make resolutions for the upcoming year, but many people don’t end up following through. Here at the Backpage we have predicted how Liberty student’s resolutions will go: I want to save my money: On January 1, looking at the grand total of $26.31 in your wallet, you vow...

Predictions for 2017 Resolutions

Adam Flash, Backpage Editor

March 27, 2017

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New Years is a time to make resolutions for the upcoming year, but many people don’t end up following through. Here at the Backpage we have predicted how Liberty student’s resolutions will go: I want to save my money: On January 1, looking at the grand total of $26.31 in your wallet, you vow...

Backpage Profile: Always singing kid

March 23, 2017

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You get out of bed on Tuesday morning screaming “Don’t Wake Me Up.” Remembering how late you stayed up retweeting memes, you question if it was “Worth It.” Driving to Liberty, you think about how “Life is a Highway” as you hit the “Gas Pedal.” When you pull into park, you sing “Oops!...I...

Backpage Profile: Talks-like-they-text kid

March 23, 2017

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You roll out of bed after a long night of tweeting about clown sighting videos. As you pour your morning cup of coffee and wonder how you’ll get through the day on four hours of sleep, you mutter, “lmao, today will be a grat tim.” As you pull into the lit Lib parking lot, you gasp in annoyed shock...

Backpage guide: LHS Course Descriptions

Adam Flash, Backpage Editor

March 23, 2017

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The new school year is already almost two months in and here at the Backpage we believe it’s never too early to start thinking about classes for the 2017-2018 school year. While you could take more popular classes like Culinary Arts or Guided Study, here are a few of the totally real less popular classes...