Recently, a group of students have filed a proposal to Superintendent Ron Thiele petitioning to have the current extremely dangerous 10 mph limit raised to a much more reasonable 45 mph.
It’s a little...
Elflex Tinselford, Singing out loud for all to hear
– December 23, 2018
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As the school year has progressed, a startling new trend has emerged. A series of problems that have only been getting worse. All evidence that the illuminati has infiltrated Liberty.
The long line of...
I don’t have much time; they’re on to me. I don’t know if they’ll find this, or if they don’t, if anyone will read it, but I must attempt to reveal the truth.
Liberty’s culture equates students’...
It's no secret that Buchli stows away his students’ backpacks during a test in the chemical storage room, but his motives are far more horrifying than anyone could have ever imagined. The brave speculate...
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Martin Luther’s heretical bestseller
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Europe finally letting go of its colonies
The Invention of Fire
Socrates inventing his patented Socratic...
Liberty Homecoming has a timeless tradition of tasteful dancing. But it wasn’t always this way. Here are the most vile, scummy dances from Liberty’s unregulated dancing era.
“The Sweaty Sock”
This...
It’s not often that barbarians come to challenge you in your national sport.
But that’s exactly what happened on August 31, the Friday before school started.
They came from the north.
With Canada...
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