Jocelyn Hood, Editorial Board Member
– June 2, 2023
Everybody loves swings and they’re perfect for any occasion. You want to just sit around outside and get some fresh air? Swings. You want to burn a ton of energy? Swings. You want to self-isolate and just enjoy yourself? Swings.
Lucas Counts, Editorial Board Member
– June 2, 2023
You suck at arguing and that makes you a bad person. Doesn’t that statement make you want to convert to my viewpoint? Probably not, yet this is how many people argue.
Hellen Chung, Editorial Board Member
– May 2, 2023
As the seasons transition from spring to summer, many people are obsessed with the bright sunshine and their plan for the perfect summer tan. However, not everyone wants to sunbathe under the blazing sun and achieve a tan. The Western beauty standard has come to admire golden skin, but this is the opposite for the rest of the world.
If you are ever curious to know how water used to grow rutabagas, then as fish bath water, and finally to ferment mold tastes, look no further than the Performance Activity Center water fountain.
In America, around 300,000 kids aged 13-17 identify as transgender, but they seem to make up about 100% of the current news. Whether it’s sports, surgeries, clothes, or bathrooms, there always seems to be some issue being discussed and debated.
When I played soccer as a kid, I would stare at the ball, eyebrows furrowed, and concentrate intensely on the ball. Now, as a result of all this motion, I have a miniscule fine line between my eyebrows. And I hate this line so much.
Violent electrocution, vehicular assault, vicious dogs, and…no compensation? These horrifying working conditions are the unfortunate reality for hundreds of our little friends today.
Jocelyn Hood, Editorial Board Member
– April 28, 2023
Please, I am begging you, stop signing up for AP classes if you’re not legitimately interested in taking that class. I am sick and tired of hearing complaints from people telling me how exhausted they are from all their AP classes. Of course you’re exhausted; you signed up for five AP classes. You chose this life.
Hellen Chung, Editorial Board Member
– April 28, 2023
While much of a teenager’s days are spent pondering over the books that school requires us to read, many of the books that they read in their own time (for fun) are almost as bad.
Lately, I’ve been asking myself, “will there ever be a time where we can stop letting old rich white men in power decide our futures?” Apparently not. At least, not anytime soon.
Addison Milne, Editorial Board Member
– March 24, 2023
While progressing through our teenage years, many of us acquire (and lose) jobs while trying to make just enough to pay for gas–and maybe a Starbucks coffee if we’re lucky.