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One a scale of one to March Madness, how unpredictable are your emotions?

What is the homework for this class?

Hey girl, are you Tim Lincecum? Because you were hot in 2008.

Where are the Seahawks from?

Are you a .5 lead? Because ultra-fine.

What type of food do they serve at Kami Teriyaki?

What country are Russians from?

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

Why are you the way you are?

Hey Girl are you pi? Because my love for you is irrational.

Are you wasabi? Because you are on the spicy side.

Hey Girl are you Spring Break? Because when I’m with you, I make questionable decisions.

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