4th Edition 2016 Corny Corner

Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business!

My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.