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Sneaking snacks into the movies: holiday edition

Sneaking snacks into the movies: holiday edition

Kathryn Langworthy, Entertainment Editor December 16, 2024

Wear a Santa Claus costume: Dressing up as Santa not only gets you in the holiday mood but acts as a perfect disguise to sneak snacks into the movies. There is a wide variety of places you can hide all...

Ho-Ho-Holiday movie bingo

Eleanor Briggs, Entertainment Editor December 16, 2024

Santa appears- Knock on a random door and carol for them with no explanation   Someone slips on ice and is caught by the love interest-do 10 pushups   A Menorah is lit-play a round...

Cooking up the perfect holiday season

Cooking up the perfect holiday season

Maiya Lester, Editorial Board Member December 16, 2024

Recipe Card #1 Christmas   Ingredients: Two uncles fighting over political beliefs One college brother’s dairy-free, fat-free, all-natural, vegan girlfriend who he brings home last...

Tea Time with the Alice in Wonderland Characters

Tea Time with the Alice in Wonderland Characters

Angelina Chen, Staff Writer December 3, 2024

From mad tea parties to dancing cards, the Patriot Player’s Alice in Wonderland is the perfect show for audiences looking for surprises and fun. Embark on a journey down the rabbit hole through this...

Back to the Dark Ages

Back to the Dark Ages

Eleanor Briggs, Entertainment Editor December 3, 2024

Picture this: You are sitting in class with absolutely nothing to do but listen to your teacher drone on about some (I'm sure important), but extraordinarily dull topic. You pull out your computer and...

Juniors make an “EARFQUAKE” with newly arranged songs for band

Juniors make an “EARFQUAKE” with newly arranged songs for band

Kathryn Langworthy, Entertainment Editor December 3, 2024

What do the songs “EARFQUAKE” by Tyler the Creator and “HOT TO GO!” by Chappell Roan have in common?  Besides the song titles having all capital letters, there isn’t much. However, juniors...

Yearbook gags to use instead of HAGS

Yearbook gags to use instead of HAGS

Addison Milne and Kelsey Burnet May 31, 2024

We have all seen- and probably written- the dreaded, typical yearbook response: Have a great summer! (HAGS). This generic response has no place in my yearbook this year, and no place in yours either. Try...

The Patriot Players’ one-act plays

Kathryn Langworthy, Entertainment Editor May 31, 2024

The Home for Retired Canadian Girlfriends Directors: Charlie Newton (11) and Harper Day (12) A Canadian girlfriend gets retired by the boy that made her, but now she wants to be her own person. Art:...

Tortured Poets Department breakdown

Eleanor Briggs, Entertainment Editor May 31, 2024

The Black Dog: Coming from someone who owns a black dog, when this song was released, I was a bit nervous; would my lab be named the most hated person (or canine in this case I suppose) in the world next?...

Are you smarter than your teachers?

Are you smarter than your teachers?

Amelia Matin, Beyond Liberty Editor April 26, 2024

Duggan: 5/10 Teaches: Precalculus and Algebra 1 Test taken: English test “Without school, you would all still learn to read, but would you have an understanding of math? No. Life is much bigger...

Multipresent symphony students at Liberty

Multipresent symphony students at Liberty

Ari Shin, Staff Writer April 26, 2024

Dating back to at least 35,000+ years ago, music has remained a prominent and joyous part of everyone’s lives. Especially classical. It evokes feelings of satisfactory grandeur that other genres can’t...

Dancing through time: the eternal glow of prom night

Dancing through time: the eternal glow of prom night

Mirabelle Williams, Entertainment Editor April 26, 2024

In the soft glow of twinkling lights and whispered promises, prom night stands as a bold reminder of fleeting youth and everlasting connections for many teens. Prom is often viewed as merely an opportunity...

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