After the recent GRAMMYs award ceremony, lots of talk has been centered around “Album of the Year” and “Record of the Year” and who should’ve won the big awards. Many gloss over the other 92...
As screen times rise once again across the nation following President Trump’s reinstatement of an app beloved by all, one may ask: What would I be doing right now if not scrolling on TikTok? And for...
Wear a Santa Claus costume: Dressing up as Santa not only gets you in the holiday mood but acts as a perfect disguise to sneak snacks into the movies. There is a wide variety of places you can hide all...
Eleanor Briggs, Entertainment Editor
– December 16, 2024
Santa appears- Knock on a random door and carol for them with no explanation
Someone slips on ice and is caught by the love interest-do 10 pushups
A Menorah is lit-play a round...
Maiya Lester, Editorial Board Member
– December 16, 2024
Recipe Card #1
Christmas
Ingredients:
Two uncles fighting over political beliefs
One college brother’s dairy-free, fat-free, all-natural, vegan girlfriend who he brings home last...
From mad tea parties to dancing cards, the Patriot Player’s Alice in Wonderland is the perfect show for audiences looking for surprises and fun. Embark on a journey down the rabbit hole through this...
Picture this: You are sitting in class with absolutely nothing to do but listen to your teacher drone on about some (I'm sure important), but extraordinarily dull topic. You pull out your computer and...
What do the songs “EARFQUAKE” by Tyler the Creator and “HOT TO GO!” by Chappell Roan have in common?
Besides the song titles having all capital letters, there isn’t much. However, juniors...
We have all seen- and probably written- the dreaded, typical yearbook response: Have a great summer! (HAGS). This generic response has no place in my yearbook this year, and no place in yours either. Try...
The Home for Retired Canadian Girlfriends
Directors: Charlie Newton (11) and Harper Day (12)
A Canadian girlfriend gets retired by the boy that made her, but now she wants to be her own person.
Art:...
The Black Dog: Coming from someone who owns a black dog, when this song was released, I was a bit nervous; would my lab be named the most hated person (or canine in this case I suppose) in the world next?...
