Global Cooling

While The Backpage agrees with the majority of candidates that climate change is a huge issue, we cannot agree in the direction of such climate change. Middle ground is important in politics, and I think we can all agree that a nice tropical vacation is just what we all need. So when looking for your presidential candidate, don’t trust any of these liars demonizing Global Warming. They’re probably working for Big Blanket anyways.
We here at The Backpage endorse Dai Ying Planet, an older but still relevant candidate expecting “100 percent carbon positivity” by… 30 years ago. With a promise like that, how can you not support him?