Top Tips for surviving AP tests

Jacob Hepp, Staff Writer

1) Visit a wise monk (preferably located on a mountain) for advice.
2) During the test, FaceTime your friend who is on the other side of the room—teamwork makes the dream work.
3) Cry.
4) So you don’t have to worry about keeping your hair out of your face, shave your head.
5) If you’re struggling to remember something, have it tattooed on.
6) If you don’t know the answer, fill out the bubbles in the shape of a cat. Graders love cats.
7) If you chew the same flavor of gum you chewed when you
studied, you’ll remember more. Or just have minty-fresh breath.