Top 12 ideas for Thanksgiving leftovers
December 7, 2015
- As a test of intelligence, hide various food in the Y-Lab. See how long it takes the yearbook kids to notice.
- In lieu of the traditional highlighter, use cranberry sauce for your notes. As an added bonus, your homework will also be identifiable solely by smell.
- To recapture the youthful glow of middle school, apply the mashed potatoes as a facial mask.
- Extract the fat from the turkey and use it to hibernate until June rolls around.
- Rather than use traditional gas to fill up your car, pour some gravy in there and use it as biofuel.
- Give your leftover pies to Mrs. Kruzich (to be thrown at a certain teacher…).
- Construct a rope out of green beans and use it to climb out the window during class lectures.
- Replicate Pavlov’s classic experiment—train your dog to salivate on command by giving them a piece of turkey every time you ring a bell (optional: can substitute a sibling for the dog).
- In lieu of a concealed carry weapon, hide rolls in your purse and use them as ammunition on Black Friday.
- Use the turkey to set a trap for raccoons, and keep them as pets.
- Taunt your favorite vegetarian science teacher with the delicious smell of turkey.
- Use the whipped cream to create a beard, and earn some extra cash by working as a Santa for the holiday season.