Spotify Wrapped

  • A bad workman always blames his tools- it is not Spotify’s fault that your top artists are Ed Sheeran and Drake, you’re the one who listened to them
  • Actions speak louder than words- if your wrapped contains songs from Tiktok you probably bark at squirrels
  • A stitch in time saves time- be mindful…will your jam now become your grand slam later?
  • Take the road less traveled – the music that everyone is consuming might not be your favorite, don’t force yourself to guzzle it down.
  • Cleanliness is next to Godliness- if the Babylonians say do it, no one likes a crass lineup
  • A storm is only in a teacup- The Brits say drink your problems, I say don’t bother yourself will mundane matters
  • A cat has nine lives- if your Spotify wrapped is still annihilating you after these tips, you still have next year to make it up