5th Edition Corny Corner
May 12, 2016
Do you have eleven protons? Because you are sodium fine.
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
Since light travels faster than sound, most people appear bright until they speak.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
What do you call a frog in a no-parking zone? Toad.