What unusual jobs have teachers had in the past?
December 26, 2018

MR. LEVEL
“My friend played for an Italian basketball team, so he said, hey, you should come hang out in Italy. I hung out with him for three months while he was playing for this semi-professional basketball team. For the last game I was there, I’d noticed there was a closet in the stadium that had this dragon costume. It was bright green and fluffy; it smelled like someone smoked ten thousand cigarettes inside it. Wearing the costume unlocked a whole side of me I never knew existed. I was dancing to Michael Jackson on the court during warm-ups and in between time-outs; I was high-fiving fans. They don’t really have mascots in Italy, so I was this oddity to them. That was my mascot experience. Unpaid. Really, unsolicited, too. I just sort of said, ‘I will do that,’ and nobody stopped me.”

MR. BUCHLI
“While I was in high school, I had a continuous job, because I lived on a ranch in North Dakota. All of my brothers and I were expected to work at the direction and need of our parents. The problem was that our parents didn’t pay us for it. The paying job that I was fortunate enough to get was a beekeeper, or an apiarist. I had to learn how to safely unload beehives off of semitrucks, how to raise bees to produce honey and how to harvest the honey in a way that would minimize the amount of setback for the bees. I did that for four summers. After my first year of learning how to be a beekeeper, the following years, I trained my little brother, and then two other high school kids on how to keep bees. So I was not only in learning mode, but I also did training.”

MR. KURTZ
“I think, for a teacher, the most interesting summer jobs are when you try to get away from teaching and have a couple of months where you get to learn whatever you want. One year, I wanted to improve my sashimi skills. I thought, I could take cooking classes, or I could take a job as a fishmonger. I applied to Uwajimaya, and they hired me for the summer. The general public doesn’t expect a scholar to be behind the counter cutting their fish. Last year, I thought, why don’t I just try to be a tour guide? So I got a job working for Argosy Cruise Lines. I did a couple private party events on the water as well. I had to learn how to man a ship. I had to learn how to bartend. I hadn’t ever done that before. It was a really amazing experience.”