“On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?”
“What did the American say to the Englishmen in the bathroom?”
-“Hey! Eur-o-pean!”

“Are you an exothermic reaction? ‘Cause you’re looking hot.”

“What’s the best way to carve a piece of wood?”
“-Whittle by whittle.”

“Are you trash? ‘Cause I want to take you out Wednesday night.”