Valentine pick up lines

Connor Cherry, Backpage Editor

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Are you a Red Bull? Because I would gladly waste my money on you.

Good thing I brought my library card ‘cause I’m checking you out.

Are you the Ukraine? because I’m going to illegally annex your land.

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call when I fall in love.