The ten commandments of thy perfect selfie
April 30, 2015
I. Thou shall have no other photos before Me
II. Thou shall not use rear camera
III. Thou shall not cause a selfie to be lame
IV. Remember the lighting and keep it holy
V. Honor thou Instagram followers
VI. Thou shall share thy selfie on social media
VII. Thou shall practice thy selfie publicly
VIII. Thou shall not recreate the selfie of thine neighbor
IX. Thou shall use filters
X. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s selfie