Ode to My Lost Love

Jordan Carlson, Backpage Editor

Pizza sauce was red
our Gatorade was blue
my wallet always empty
buying stuff from you

Hardcore whole grain
everything tastes the same
my teeth writhing in pain
This food is a pile of sh—ame

Sugarless sustenance plaguing- our school
Fat free
Sugar free
Sodium free
Unhappy me.

Liberty’s submission
To Michelle’s mission
Filled with frustration
What’s happening to this nation?!

No food for the mood,
just a lot of rude,
lack of food,
Maybe I shood

Go off campus, buy a Red Bull, purchase a deli sub, and sit in the corner,
Reminiscing over my cholesterol-filled sugar cookie.
Cafeteria food… we miss you <3