I. Thou shall have no other photos before Me

II. Thou shall not use rear camera

III. Thou shall not cause a selfie to be lame

IV. Remember the lighting and keep it holy

V. Honor thou Instagram followers

VI. Thou shall share thy selfie on social media

VII. Thou shall practice thy selfie publicly

VIII. Thou shall not recreate the selfie of thine neighbor

IX. Thou shall use filters

X. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s selfie