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District to implement one-period-a-day schedule next year

October 18, 2012

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We all know change is just around the corner, and no it’s not puberty this time. It is worse, much worse than that Godzilla zit that planted itself on your nose in 7th grade. This is the breaking news that next year we will ...

The Most Interesting High School Student in the World

October 18, 2012

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This is just a day in the life of the world’s most interesting high school student—Chris "C-Money" Volk. Having spent most of his summer in Europe eating crepes and sipping fine fermented fruit juices, Mr. Volk returns to ...

The Bridge to Terabithia

October 18, 2012

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Known worldwide as the gateway to Narnia, the pathway to success, or the Golden Promised Land, the bridge from the parking lot to the gym has always been special. Constructed last year from the finest woods harvested from deep in...

Trust me… I’m a doctor

Alex Bruck

October 18, 2012

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Liberty’s only male nurse Catt Mampbell has discovered possibly the most deadly virus to hit Liberty since senioritis. "Besides the obvious strange musical addiction to 2 Chainz, the students have been contracting a serious and...

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