The Patriot Press

Burn One for Les Homies

Arne Grette and Alex Hartford

May 18, 2019

Filed under The Artichoke

French bakeries hold a nationwide day of remembrance for Notre Dame by burning the top half of each baguette they sell. Read more below about Backpage’s coverage of the recent fire at the medieval cathedral.

ISD Approves new “Physical Violence and Revenge” Policy

Arne Grette and Alex Hartford

May 18, 2019

Filed under The Artichoke

Theft, Slander, Murder—all terrible crimes. But the most terrible of them all has recently seen a surge at Liberty High School. Sharing spoilers is a crime as old as time. In 762 BC, a Greek comedian was murdered on stage after...

Shut Up, I’m Talking

May 18, 2019

Filed under Just Listen For A Second, The Artichoke

Since the dawn of time, mankind has seeked — sook? Saked? — anyways, mankind has been trying to find one singular thing. This ceaseless quest lies at the core of our species, and yet few people today seek to continue the timeless debate. We here at The Backpage, however, are students of culture and history, and will continue the noble fight for truth and justice. One question will be answered today: Iceberg or Romaine?

Author Bio

Eikant Reed

April 21, 2019

Filed under The Artichoke

Backpage Reporter Eikant Reed received his BS in Journalism from Trump University and has won several Reporter of the Year awards from the Alex Jones Foundation for Real News. This edition’s photos/art/computer simulations...

Poetic Justice: The Artistic Experience

Alex Diamond, Senior Writer

April 21, 2019

Filed under The Artichoke

Tired of analyzing the classics in your English class? Having a hard time relating to old guys who lived 100 years ago? Well, we here at Backpage believe poetry is a misunderstood art.

Big Ticket Issues: BP Guide to Liberty in the 2020 Election

April 21, 2019

Filed under The Artichoke

We here at Backpage are here to tell you what you should really be worried about in 2020 as Liberty students. As we say here at The Backpage: don’t trust any old fake news to give you political opinions. Trust real fake news. Trust Backpage.

News From The Artichoke

April 21, 2019

Filed under The Artichoke

Snowpocalypse 2019 gives students a taste of freedom. After Tukul Forskool returned to school following the two weeks of snow and mid-winter break, he had a startling revelation. He didn’t like school. Such a radical concept was ne...

Backpage Controversy

Backpage Controversy

December 23, 2018

‘Twas the night before winter break…

‘Twas the night before winter break…

Edgar Alex Toe, to be or not to be?

December 23, 2018

Filed under The Artichoke

The Artichoke: Liberty’s Finest News Source

Elflex Tinselford, Singing out loud for all to hear

December 23, 2018

Filed under The Artichoke

Here on the backpage, we understand that trying to follow the news can be overwhelming. That’s why we’re dedicated to providing you, our loyal readers, with the most important, quasi-plausible headlines that you need to know.

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