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Top 12 ideas for Thanksgiving leftovers

Paige Hopkins, Backpage Editor

December 7, 2015

As a test of intelligence, hide various food in the Y-Lab. See how long it takes the yearbook kids to notice. In lieu of the traditional highlighter, use cranberry sauce for your notes. As an added bonus, your homework wi...

Never too old for trick-or-treating kid

October 28, 2015

They’ve told you that werewolves aren’t real for years, but you’re not so sure. For most of the year, you’re fine. But, when October rolls around, your sixth sense kicks in: you can feel the candy. It’s your full moon. You...

The only senior in a freshman class kid

October 28, 2015

You push open the door on the first day and walk in. All activity grinds to a halt. Everyone stares at you in a stunned silence. Walking to your seat, you try to avoid eye-contact. Unfortunately this is your life for the next...

How to (Attempt) to Survive the New SAT

Paige Hopkins, Backpage Editor

October 28, 2015

Coming this March, the SAT we know and love is undergoing massive changes. While these changes will undoubtedly frighten the rest of the nation, LHS Patriots need not worry because Backpage has a step-by-step guide to walk you...

College students tell all: Sage advice for college apps

Jacqueline Rayfield, Editor-in-Chief

October 28, 2015

All those meticulously edited essays, carefully worded extra-curriculars, totally impartial recommendation letters –all a waste of time. Luckily for you, some of Liberty’s former students are here to tell you how to actually...

Backpage reveals construction conspiracies

April 30, 2015

While the construction era may be over, we are still feeling its effects. Many thought that with the death of the old building, the conspiracies about the truth of Liberty’s shady and mysterious past would die with it. However,...

Trust me on this kid

April 30, 2015

Second period Algebra 2: you walk in, Redbull in one hand, cell phone in the other. Your backpack is overflowing with blank homework papers accompanied by a Costco bag of Cheez-Its. After you copy down all the homework answers,...

March Madness kid

April 30, 2015

You sir, are a man on the front lines. You’re at the cutting edge of everything new, trendy—“hip.” Those socks you’re wearing? Stridelines. All the cool kids are repping their hometown. Your shoes? Nike. Your shorts?...

Budget breakdown

April 30, 2015

With the construction budget, we could have bought: 2,483,660 orders of Ezell’s Student Special. Eight Bugatti Veyron super cars. A football team that can beat Bellevue. The deed to Safeway. 50 Million packets of Carnation...

Corny corner

April 30, 2015

One a scale of one to March Madness, how unpredictable are your emotions? What is the homework for this class? Hey girl, are you Tim Lincecum? Because you were hot in 2008. Where are the Seahawks from? Are you a .5...

The ten commandments of thy perfect selfie

April 30, 2015

I. Thou shall have no other photos before Me II. Thou shall not use rear camera III. Thou shall not cause a selfie to be lame IV. Remember the lighting and keep it holy V. Honor thou Instagram followers VI. Thou...

Classic movies: what society doesn’t want you to know

Jordan Carlson and Connor Cherry

April 30, 2015

“Lion King” Lion King may very well be the most underappreciated cinematic piece of our generation. While certainly sporting award-winning music, flawless animation and superior voice casting, it’s the message behind t...

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