The Patriot Press

Back in the day….

February 26, 2014

They call me Old Fart. I’m a senior now: I’ve been around these parts for longer than most people can remember, almost half a decade I reckon. Back when I first travelled up here when the world was still black and white, t...

Over-the-top-DECA-Kid

December 10, 2013

Your second year of DECA now begins. G has now chosen you, yes you, to work in the infamous DECA Store. Your long awaited dream is finally smacking you upside your head. Your   expression has now exploded into gigantic face ...

This-is-it-Senior-Kid

December 10, 2013

This is it; your senior year has finally arrived. You go through the halls knowing that this year will be your last. You suffer heavily from S.M.H.A.D.: Senior Memory Hyper-Awareness Disorder. Well-known symptoms of this condition a...

The Struggle

December 10, 2013

Alright, before I get into this and really give you a lot of stuff to think about, I really want to emphasize this; I’m not a lazy person. Like everybody, I think there’s a lot of merit to working really hard. So really, reme...

A Critique of the APUSH Textbook

December 10, 2013

America: A Narrative History tells the story of a group of rich, white, male landowners who are slowly forced, kicking and screaming, to let other people live decent lives. George Tindall and David Shi excel especially in crea...

Kami Konnoisseur Kid

November 7, 2013

Junior year is finally upon you. Gone are the days of hiding in the trunk of that cool senior that lives in your neighborhood to get the goods from off campus. Your parents just bought a new BMW for your birthday and you got the ...

Swagged-Out Freshman

November 7, 2013

For your first year of high school you decide you need to clear out the usual Hollister and Abercrombie. It’s high school; you need to mix it up. But what style will you choose? Motivated by the smooth flow of Tyga, Rick Ross a...

Liberty’s Newest Conspiracy Cove

November 7, 2013

Formerly known as BFE, the barren and possibly irradiated wasteland of the back parking lot has long been regarded with quiet fear by underclassmen and upperclassmen alike. It is said that strange and unnatural occurrences hap...

Food-Photographer-Kid

March 18, 2013

The  life of an artist is the life you’ve chosen. To be considered as one of the greats like Leonardo Davinici or Joe Dapper is the ultimate dream of yours. Years of training have prepared you for your quest to fine arts star...

Portable temples of wonder

March 18, 2013

Because half the school is gone—either the result a massive archaeological dig to help Mr. Kurtz to find his beard, or a wild stampede of water buffalo (oh wait, we don’t have a pool)—we now only have one respectable ba...

Classroom-Debater-Kid

January 3, 2013

Quietly walking into class, you are fully prepared for the activity that you have been dreaming about for days: the debate on the two alternate meanings for the use of candles in The Crucible. In preparation you have spent many red-eye ...

Keeper-of-elevator-keys-kid

November 26, 2012

Pain is only temporary, but greatness lasts forever," you told yourself as your leg contorted back at a grotesque angle and your kneecap exploded into a million pieces. Although the ordeal to get there was unpleasant to say the le...

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